OH MY FUCKING GOD EEVEYRONE WATFCH THIS RIGHT NOW
IM LITERALLY FUCKING HYPERVENTILATING RIGHT NOW NICOLE YOU PAID $55 JUST TO GET THIS MAN TO TELL ME I HAVE SHIT TASTE
well emily, that’s how shit your taste is
I love how he smiles like he’s gonna eat emilys first born child because of how shit her taste is.
I will never not love Tyrone
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:
HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT
DESTIEL = LET’S DIE
MERTHUR = HURT ME
>MERTHUR = HURT ME
Early leaks from today’s Super Smash Bros (4/8/2014) Nintendo Direct.
if you close your eyes right before the macho man hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.